Author: | Alina Jacobs |
Genre: | Contemporary Romance |
File Name: | marriage-in-a-minute-by-alina-jacobs.epub |
Original Title: | Marriage in a Minute: A Hot Romantic Comedy |
Creator: | Alina Jacobs |
Language: | en |
Identifier: | MOBI-ASIN:B08YWZ2GCW |
Date: | 1616428800 |
File Size: | 464416.768 |
What kind of moron pretends to be broke then makes the girl pay for his expensive drink and his Uber home?
And what kind of idiot marries a tool like that?
Oh right, me, that’s who.
You’d think that with living with my grandmother who makes candles that smell like her vag and a foul-mouthed parrot, I would have enough drama in my life.
But when my wedding planning firm organizes four marriages at first sight, I found myself at the altar pledging my eternal hatred to Mr. I Think Women Are Gold Diggers And I’m Going To Be Obnoxious Until I Set You Off And Make You Prove It.
We are not compatible. (Shocking!)
Chris Winchester is a billionaire with serious trust issues, and I am a photographer trying to survive in the world of high-end weddings.
And the billionaire’s penthouse is about to be Marriage and a Murder if he doesn’t stop hitting his snooze button a thousand bazillion times in the morning while I’m trying to work and get my life back on track.
I storm into his bedroom to give him a piece of my mind and destroy that stupid alarm clock…
And of course, he’s not wearing anything except a tiny corner of his high thread count sheets.
So I might have had a peek at that muscular chest, washboard abs, and the barely-covered bulge.
Apparently, I am the proud owner of a hot AF husband. Who knew?
But I will not have the full marriage experience.
Love makes a marriage, not hate.
But when Chris says in that deep voice,
“Hate sex makes great sex.”
That might be the first thing in the marriage we agree on.