Between Her Biscuits by Alina Jacobs

The world is a cold dead place.
You would think so too if you grew up in a polygamist cult.
Everyone was crazy—My father, his wives, my older brothers who abandoned me.
Though I can’t escape the crazy brothers, I think I’ve finally managed to find balance.
Until some crazy curvy girl storms into my restaurant interrupts my date and dumps the entire table’s worth of food on me.
Sadie
I swear I’m not crazy. I just have a little problem. Ok, a big problem.
No, not the fact that my father and his girlfriend stole my identity and my college tuition money.
No, not the fact that I did not go to school for something marketable and am now unemployed.
I mean those are big problems but I have a huge problem.
I’m still a virgin at age twenty-four.
In hindsight, I shouldn’t have gone to a private all women college, but now I need a man, immediately. A big one, because like I said I have a big virginity problem
Parker seems perfect in his online profile. Rich, handsome, multiple PhDs, CTO of a huge company. ‘Til he stands me up and I see him on a date with another girl.
Yes, I freaked the f-out. No, jail wasn’t fun. And it also wasn’t fun when I showed up for my new job the next day to find out that, guess who, is my new boss.
But he is big—in more ways than one.
And I do have a big problem.
Common sense says to find anyone other than Parker Svensson with his scowl, his obnoxious boasting about his net worth, and his drool-worthy, washboard abs.
But when he offers to help me solve my huge virginity problem, well let’s just say I don’t want him for his brain, I’m only after his body.