A Royal Pain by Tara Brown

2016

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Author:	Tara Brown
Genre:	Contemporary Romance
File Name:	a-royal-pain-by-tara-brown.epub
Original Title:	A Royal Pain: The Royals 1
Creator:	Tara Brown
Language:	en
Identifier:	MOBI-ASIN:B01MQD9Y1A
Publisher:	Tara Brown
Date:	1477938600
File Size:	333208.576

When a severely drunk, and slightly drugged, Finley Roze slipped into a hospital bed, she never imagined it would start her on a path to meeting the man of her dreams.
Mostly because she didn’t believe in the man of her dreams. What seventeen-year-old even thinks of that?
But when Aiden Sorenson turns out to be Mr. Right, everything else ends up being wrong, including Finley’s family history.
Finley is exactly what she appears to be: callous, selfish, shallow, and completely friggen’ unlucky.
But everything changes when she meets him.
Even if Aiden isn’t what he seems.
When Finley discovers just WHAT he is, she is not as impressed as she should be.

She’s scared.

The problem with meeting Prince Charming is letting yourself be open to the possibility of true love.

Don’t miss this true love story, AKA a fairytale romance.

Just don’t tell Finley.

Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. A Royal Pain
3. Copyright
4. Tara Brown
5. Contents
6. Dedication
7. Dedication
8. Foreword
9. 1. Why do I have such thin lips? Why does the god of full lips #Hate me?
10. 2. Why can’t teenaged girls drink without becoming one of the four: The Crier, the Ho, the Mother Hen, the Fighter?
11. 3. It’s going down (like my GPA). I’m yelling TIMBERRRRRRR . . .
12. 4. Why does my manicure chip at all the wrong moments?
13. 5. If a teenaged girl makes a duck face and doesn’t Instagram it, did it happen?
14. 6. Why does summer always feel like it races by, but the school year is eleven lifetimes?
15. 7. Why do people always think pretty teenaged girls are cheerleaders?
16. 8. Teenaged girls can totally keep a secret. It just takes eight of their closest friends to do it.
17. 9. The sign of a true teenaged girl is the amount of hours spent learning to twerk while acting like it is your first time trying.
18. 10. When teenaged girls throw down they pull hair, tear leggings, and throw pumpkin spice lattes.
19. 11. There are four things in the world a teenaged girl cannot live without: Lip gloss, Leggings, iPhone, and Katy Perry.
20. 12. If I didn’t take selfies my friends wouldn’t even know what I look like.
21. 13. Girls everywhere want to know . . . why is the hottest guy always a gay guy?
22. 14. Sometimes I take too many selfies and I don’t know which one I should post, and I want to post them all, but then I don’t want to look narcissistic.
23. 15. Last week, my Instagram was down and my friends had to describe their lunch to me. #Lame
24. 16. If you say pumpkin spice latte in the mirror three times, a teenaged girl in yoga pants and a ponytail from the #PNW will jump out and tell you her favorite thing about fall.
25. 17. Do you ever just want to shout out to the entire hallway, “It’s a high school, not a petting zoo?”
26. 18. Last week a friend came to school with earrings that were so dangly I would swear she was going to try to read my palms.
27. 19. All I want for Christmas is a credit card so I can buy myself everything I want and still have some money left over to go out and show off all my awesome clothes. And world peace
28. 20. The only reason I know anything about history and the world is the smart people who cast the historical romances with yummy dudes.
29. Epilogue
30. The End
31. Sample chapter
32. Mission Impossible
33. Afterword
34. Other YA Books by Tara Brown
35. About the Author