A Royal Affair by Tara Brown

2018

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Author:	Tara Brown
Genre:	Contemporary Romance
File Name:	a-royal-affair-by-tara-brown.epub
Original Title:	A Royal Affair: The Royals 2
Creator:	Tara Brown
Language:	en
Identifier:	MOBI-ASIN:B07LDMGNNT
Publisher:	Tara Brown
Date:	1544812200
File Size:	317336.576

A Royal Affair
Horse-drawn sleigh rides.
Hearths lined with ivy and holly.
Hateful royals trying to sabotage everything.
That’s what the stupid invitation should have said.
When a slightly drunk and very drugged Finley finds herself alone on Christmas Eve in the only bar in Andorra that’s even open, she knows she has blown things for the last time.
But is she really to blame? And does it really matter?
Not to Finley who has spent an entire year trying not to be a selfish witch.
She pulls on her big-girl Spanx and goes to the royal affair she has been invited to.
From the back of the church her heart flutters as she realizes he is not the boy he once was.
He is a king.
And she is still just a girl from Spokane.

Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. A Royal Affair
3. Copyright
4. Contents
5. Other YA Books by Tara Brown
6. Foreword
7. 1. Emojis are the cave drawings of the 2000s.
8. 2. Technology can conquer anything, including thin lips.
9. 3. Girls can drink boys under the table. They just have to trick them to do it.
10. 4. It’s not cheating if no one knows. That’s science.
11. 5. Snapchat is not the best way to judge a person. Photos taken at eight in the morning aren’t totally honest.
12. 6. Old people had long distance relationships and didn't even have FaceTime, and they made it work.
13. 7. The difference between men and women comes down to one thing. Angry crying.
14. 8. Adulting is the hardest part of getting older. Being an adult is one thing, but acting like one is totally different.
15. 9. A handsome prince is only worth the morning-after text he sends, or doesn't.
16. 10. Guys who put in the extra are expecting the extra, so you need to decide if he’s worth extra.
17. 11. Distance and time only cure things you don't care about.
18. 12. Working out becomes essential at some point. Denying this fact just means you have to work harder when you eventually give in.
19. 13. Why is the adult version of success measured by everyone else’s opinion of you? Can I get a refund on that?
20. 14. Cyberbullying is the worst. Not only does it make someone feel bad, but there’s a digital record of you being a shitty human. #NotWorthIt
21. 15. Bad news is always served better in a pea coat that smells like Dirty English.
22. 16. I love autumn. It’s a whole season of pumpkin spice, sweaters, mittens, and crisp air. And my hair minus the humidity is #goals.
23. 17. Cinderella stories aren’t all they’re hyped up to be. A girl might get a prince and some sweet shoes, but she still has to deal with all that cleaning.
24. 18. Some women are masters at playing the damsel. Forget those girls. Be the hero of your own story.
25. 19. A broken heart is the second traitor in a betrayal. It still beats like everything is normal.
26. 20. Life skills are super important. Like knowing how to make a signature meal or drink, so people think you can do shit.
27. 21. Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes, not a man, can change anyone’s life.
28. 22. The worst part about being wrong is the other person knowing it. Like, why can’t we be wrong quietly?
29. 23. Everyone says the best part of Christmas is gift giving, but that's a lie. The best part is the ability to eat whatever you want and no one can say shit. It’s Christmas.
30. 24. The digital era has a single flaw: memory. Nothing is ever gone, even when you say sorry.
31. 25. Getting what you want isn’t always awesome. But you can’t admit you don't want it now that you have it. You gotta smile and choke that crap down.
32. 26. Tabloids are like that ex-friend who searches for old, shit pictures of you to feel better about herself.
33. 27. You can always count on the mom of a guy to not like you, so be who you are. And make your potato salad however you like it. Unless you add raisins, no one likes raisins.
34. 28. You cannot trust old ladies with a secret. They’re so old and close to death, the repercussions aren’t real. They have zero care.
35. 29. Like mother, like daughter is legit. If your mom is a mean-ass crab, you are doomed.
36. 30. A poker face is priceless.
37. 31. All you really need in life is one person who sees you. Hopefully, that person is you.
38. Epilogue
39. The End
40. A Royal Wedding
41. About the Author