| Author: | J. S. Cooper |
| Genre: | Contemporary Romance |
| File Name: | to-the-rude-guy-in-apartment-five-by-j-s-cooper.epub |
| Original Title: | To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five (The Inappropriate Bachelors Book 1) |
| Creator: | J. S. Cooper |
| Language: | en |
| Identifier: | MOBI-ASIN:B085N4JXJC |
| Date: | 1585506600 |
| File Size: | 315902.976 |
To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
Sincerely,
Magnolia Allen
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
