The Sword of Summer by Rick Riordan

2015

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Author:	Rick Riordan
Genre:	Fantasy
File Name:	the-sword-of-summer-by-rick-riordan.epub
Original Title:	Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer
Creator:	Rick Riordan
Language:	en
Identifier:	ISBN:9780141342436
Publisher:	Penguin Books Ltd
Date:	1444104000
Subject:	Fantasy
File Size:	1232076.8

Magnus Chase has always been a troubled kid. Since his mother’s mysterious death, he’s lived alone on the streets of Boston, surviving by his wits, keeping one step ahead of the police and the truant officers.

One day, he’s tracked down by a man he’s never met—a man his mother claimed was dangerous. The man tells him an impossible secret: Magnus is the son of a Norse god.

The Viking myths are true. The gods of Asgard are preparing for war. Trolls, giants and worse monsters are stirring for doomsday. To prevent Ragnarok, Magnus must search the Nine Worlds for a weapon that has been lost for thousands of years.

When an attack by fire giants forces him to choose between his own safety and the lives of hundreds of innocents, Magnus makes a fatal decision.

Sometimes, the only way to start a new life is to die . . .

Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. By the Same Author
3. Dedication
4. ONE: Good Morning! You’re Going to Die
5. TWO: The Man with the Metal Bra
6. THREE: Don’t Accept Rides from Strange Relatives
7. FOUR: Seriously, the Dude Cannot Drive
8. FIVE: I’ve Always Wanted to Destroy a Bridge
9. SIX: Make Way for Ducklings, or They Will Smack You Upside the Head
10. SEVEN: You Look Great Without a Nose, Really
11. EIGHT: Mind the Gap, and Also the Hairy Guy with the Axe
12. NINE: You Totally Want the Minibar Key
13. TEN: My Room Does Not Suck
14. ELEVEN: Pleased to Meet You. I Will Now Crush Your Windpipe
15. TWELVE: At Least I’m Not on Goat-Chasing Duty
16. THIRTEEN: Phil the Potato Meets His Doom
17. FOURTEEN: Four Million Channels and There’s Still Nothing On Except Valkyrie Vision
18. FIFTEEN: My Blooper Video Goes Viral
19. SIXTEEN: Norns. Why Did It Have to Be Norns?
20. SEVENTEEN: I Did Not Ask for Biceps
21. EIGHTEEN: I Do Mighty Combat with Eggs
22. NINETEEN: Do Not Call Me Beantown. Like, Ever
23. TWENTY: Come to the Dark Side. We Have Pop-Tarts
24. TWENTY-ONE: Gunilla Gets Blowtorched and It’s Not Funny. Okay, It’s a Little Bit Funny
25. TWENTY-TWO: My Friends Fall Out of a Tree
26. TWENTY-THREE: I Recycle Myself
27. TWENTY-FOUR: You Had One Job
28. TWENTY-FIVE: My Funeral Director Dresses Me Funny
29. TWENTY-SIX: Hey, I Know You’re Dead, But Call Me Maybe
30. TWENTY-SEVEN: Let’s Play Frisbee with Bladed Weapons!
31. TWENTY-EIGHT: Talk to the Face, ’Cause That’s Pretty Much All He’s Got
32. TWENTY-NINE: We Are Falafel-Jacked by an Eagle
33. THIRTY: An Apple a Day Will Get You Killed
34. THIRTY-ONE: Go Smelly or Go Home
35. THIRTY-TWO: My Years of Playing Bassmasters 2000 Really Pay Off
36. THIRTY-THREE: Sam’s Brother Wakes Up Kinda Cranky
37. THIRTY-FOUR: My Sword Almost Ends Up on eBay
38. THIRTY-FIVE: Thou Shalt Not Poop on the Head of Art
39. THIRTY-SIX: Duck!
40. THIRTY-SEVEN: I Am Trash-Talked by a Squirrel
41. THIRTY-EIGHT: I Break Down in a Volkswagen
42. THIRTY-NINE: Freya Is Pretty! She Has Cats!
43. FORTY: My Friend Evolved from a – Nope. I Can’t Say It
44. FORTY-ONE: Blitz Makes a Bad Deal
45. FORTY-TWO: We Have a Pre-Decapitation Party, with Spring Rolls
46. FORTY-THREE: Let the Crafting of Decorative Metal Waterfowl Begin
47. FORTY-FOUR: Junior Wins a Bag of Tears
48. FORTY-FIVE: I Get to Know Jack
49. FORTY-SIX: Aboard the Good Ship Toenail
50. FORTY-SEVEN: I Psychoanalyse a Goat
51. FORTY-EIGHT: Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)
52. FORTY-NINE: Well, There’s Your Problem. You’ve Got a Sword Up Your Nose
53. FIFTY: No Spoilers. Thor Is Way Behind on His Shows
54. FIFTY-ONE: We Have the Talk-About-Turning-Into-Horseflies Chat
55. FIFTY-TWO: I Got the Horse Right Here. His Name Is Stanley
56. FIFTY-THREE: How to Kill Giants Politely
57. FIFTY-FOUR: Why You Should Not Use a Steak Knife as a Diving Board
58. FIFTY-FIVE: I’m Carried into Battle by the First Dwarven Airborne Division
59. FIFTY-SIX: Never Ask a Dwarf to ‘Go Long’
60. FIFTY-SEVEN: Sam Hits the EJECT Button
61. FIFTY-EIGHT: What the Hel?
62. FIFTY-NINE: The Terror That Is Middle School
63. SIXTY: A Lovely Homicidal Sunset Cruise
64. SIXTY-ONE: Heather Is My New Least Favourite Flower
65. SIXTY-TWO: The Small Bad Wolf
66. SIXTY-THREE: I Hate Signing My Own Death Warrant
67. SIXTY-FOUR: Whose Idea Was It to Make This Wolf Unkillable?
68. SIXTY-FIVE: I Hate This Part
69. SIXTY-SIX: Sacrifices
70. SIXTY-SEVEN: One More, for a Friend
71. SIXTY-EIGHT: Don’t Be a No-Bro, Bro
72. SIXTY-NINE: Oh … So That’s Who Fenris Smelled in Chapter Sixty-Three
73. SEVENTY: We Are Subjected to the PowerPoint of Doom
74. SEVENTY-ONE: We Burn a Swan Boat, Which I’m Pretty Sure Is Illegal
75. SEVENTY-TWO: I Lose a Bet
76. Epilogue
77. Glossary
78. Read More
79. Puffin Web Fun
80. The Story of Puffin
81. Copyright Page