Author: | Saranna DeWylde |
Genre: | Paranormal Romance |
File Name: | the-high-school-reunion-from-hell-by-saranna-dewylde.epub |
Original Title: | The High School Reunion From Hell (Margie Majors: Middle-Aged Vampire Slayer Book 1) |
Creator: | Saranna DeWylde |
Language: | en |
Identifier: | MOBI-ASIN:B08ZS2CJX1 |
Publisher: | Corvus Corax |
Date: | 1620057600 |
File Size: | 289038.336 |
All Margie Majors ever wanted was the mythical American dream she was taught to want: a hard-working husband, a house in a place that had neighborhood BBQs, a white picket fence, two kids, and a dog. Instead, she got “destiny.” Hers was to be a plus-sized, day-drinking, foul-mouthed, bisexual, retired vampire slayer with crushing debt and no idea what to do with the rest of her life.
The hard-working husband: Separated.
The house: For Sale.
The BBQ: Not enough alcohol in the world.
The dog: A vampire pitbull named Vlad the Impaler because he humps everything in sight.
The two kids: One smart-mouthed stepdaughter named Ryder who… who is actually pretty great.
But the rest sucks.
And with her twenty-fifth class reunion coming up and nothing to show for it, what’s a retired vampire slayer to do? Nothing out of the ordinary. Step in crap like she always does by dancing with her soon to be ex-husband in the high-school gym, literally tripping over a dead body, and making out with a pretty vampire who was once her arch-enemy, and who is most likely the killer.