The Dick Next Door by Simone Sowood

I hate my neighbor, and I’ve never even seen him.
Do you know what happens when you’re kept up all night by your rude, noisy, dick of a neighbor?
Crazy stuff, that’s what.
Like, for example, you smash the hell out of your ceiling.

Imagine my surprise when I finally do come face to face with him, and his rugged looks and tattoo covered muscles take my breath away.
I still hate him though. I can never forgive him for keeping me up all night.
Except maybe there’s another way he can keep me up all night that I’d be totally, completely okay with.