Single Dad Sundays by Piper Scott

KnotMyProblem: Guess who’s back, b*tches?!
TeenDad2: Who??
KnotMyProblem: US. Duh.
TeenDad2: Oh.
TeenDad2: Where did we go?
GlitterDoctor: It’s complicated, TD. I think this ties into Knot believing we’re characters in some book
KnotMyProblem: I’m telling you, if you just GOOGLE IT you’ll see what I’m talking about
Gwynning: In situations like this, it’s best to humor him
xVerity: Knot is referring to the “new book” of ours that features our Single Dad chats.
xVerity: Not that I necessarily believe we’re fictional.
KnotMyProblem: Well, I sure as sh*t don’t think we’re fictional, either, but there’s definitely evil afoot. Do you see the way the chat is suddenly censoring my language? You can’t tell me you set up some censor-bot
xVerity: I haven’t.
KnotMyProblem: SEE
KnotMyProblem: I’m telling you, there’s an author out there who’s orchestrated all our suffering. You can keep burying your head in the sand, or you can JUST SEARCH THE INTERNET and see that I’m right. Your call
LoveHarley: why is it such a bad thing if we’re in a book? even if we were hurt before, we’re happy now
TeenDad2: HARLEY!!
TeenDad2: hi
LoveHarley: hi TD
KnotMyProblem: Well… yeah, you’re right
KnotMyProblem: But I just—
KnotMyProblem: WHOA WHOA WHOA. Do you guys see who’s typing???
TeenDad2: PiperScott!
LoveHarley: hi Piper
xVerity: Well, this should be interesting…
PiperScott: In June 2019, following the publication of The Answer, a group of authors banded together on Facebook to celebrate the completion of the Single Dad Support Group series, and in doing so pierced the veil between fiction and reality. Every Sunday following that, readers submitted questions for the Dads to answer via social media. Single Dad Sundays documents those questions and their answers, and includes five never-before-seen chats that’ll have you laughing your *ss off.
GlitterDoctor: Hmm, it’s even censoring her
KnotMyProblem: BECAUSE THIS IS A BLURB. We’re back in a new book, just like I said
TeenDad2: We are back!!
TeenDad2: How exciting!
PiperScott: Get ready for off-the-wall banter, tons of glitter, a heartfelt moment or two, and…
PiperScott: Placentas
Placenta-Bot: [placenta.jpg]
KnotMyProblem: F*********CK
KnotMyProblem: I CAN’T EVEN SWEAR RIGHT
KnotMyProblem: I’M SO DONE
KnotMyProblem: KEEP YOUR BOOK, I’M GOING HOME
TeenDad2: Bye knot! Hi internet! I hope you love our chats
xVerity: I’m not sure whether congratulations or condolences are in order, but whatever the case, they’re yours. Enjoy the book, and please don’t mind Knot. His bark is worse than his bite.