Rafferty’s Rules by Donna Alam

The relationship may be fake but the o’s are real . . .
My brothers say if there’s trouble, I’ll find it,
If there are shenanigans afoot, I’m usually the root cause.
But this time I’ve excelled myself.
Because this time I’ve found trouble in a house of ill repute.
And brought her home.
I know what you’re thinking;
What’s a good-looking guy like me doing in a place like that?
Simple. I was keeping a friend from making a mistake,
Instead, I kept her from making one.
Maybe my brothers are right. Maybe I am an idiot.
An idiot with a fake girlfriend.