Pride by T.L. Hodel

What happens when a group of the most elite soldiers the Canadian armed forces wanted you gone? They’d find away. That opportunity came when I walked in on something I wasn’t supposed to see. Two calls later and I was being shipped back home, but I wasn’t going to go down that easy. I’d fight my way through hell and back to get that spot on Joint Task Force 2.
Problem was, I didn’t expect hell to fight back.
When some douche bag hit on me in the bar, the last thing I expected was for him to be the literal devil. Now he has his sights set on me. How was I suppose to fight Lucifer himself? There wasn’t enough training in the world for that.
Humans. I hated the disgusting little parasites. What my father saw in them I never understood. So when my brother came to me with a bet, I couldn’t refuse. Make the human fall in love with me and Michael would fight by my side. Seemed simple enough.
After all, I was Lucifer Morningstar. God’s most favored angel and heaven’s lightbringer. I ruled over the abyss and played with souls for fun.

How hard could it be to make one hairless ape fall in love?