Mischief by A. M. Rose

Hypothetically speaking, if someone owned a dog, and that dog broke into someone else’s apartment, licked their toes, ate their pizza, and then fell asleep on their couch, that dog should be punished, right?
Probably.
But what if that someone else was the most beautiful man in the world? And the dog’s owner was a really nice guy looking for love and that someone else was exactly his type?
The dog should get all the pizza he wants until the end of times. No take backs.