Kiss My Sass by Celeste King

I always knew that aliens were watching us.
But I never realized it wasn’t like The X-Files out there.
More like…The Bachelor?
To be fair, the moment I met my Kaleth warrior, I knew I was his.
Just like he knew he was mine.
It was like a tingling sensation that wouldn’t quit.
See, he came to Earth on vacation.
I mean, even hard-charging Kaleth warriors have to take some time off from defending the galaxy.
And he came over to visit some diners, drive-ins, and dives.
He made a list from watching the Food Network (I’m not even joking!)
But all is not well in paradise.
He’s got a list of enemies a mile long and they want to stop our love at all costs.
So we’re on the run from them while trying to give our love a chance to grow.
Along the way, we’re heading to a luau and taking surfing lessons.
But I know we’ll get through this no problemo.
How?
You know how they say guac is extra?
Well, big bad Kaleth warrior….
So am I.