Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle

2016

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Author:	Alexis Noelle
Genre:	Contemporary Romance
File Name:	kiss-my-crown-by-alexis-noelle.epub
Original Title:	Kiss My Crown
Creator:	Alexis Noelle
Language:	en
Identifier:	MOBI-ASIN:B01KBAKXA0
Publisher:	UNKNOWN
Date:	1478469600
File Size:	312905.728

My name is Kate and I’m a princess.

I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.

After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.
Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.

What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
When happily ever after sucks ass?

Table of Content

1. Table ContentsPrefaceChapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chap...
2. WARNING:
3. If you love fairytales and the idea that everything is always sunshine and glitter, this is not the b...
4. Today has been hell.
5. Walking into the park today, I try to pretend like I’m not completely hungover. As I walk around I ha...
6. It feels so good to be rid of that stupid dress and be able to put on my jeans and a T-shirt. I feel ...
7. I have off for the day tomorrow and I cannot wait. Tonight Melanie, Danielle, and I are having a girl...
8. I’m the only one off today and I laugh as I watch Melanie and Dani getting ready while they’re comple...
9. Normally I would get ready for the day full of contempt, knowing I was going to work, but today is di...
10. Today all of us girls are going to the mall together. I am in some serious need of new bras and panti...
11. I wake up to sun shining through the blinds. Looking around, I see I’m still at Justin’s apartment. S...
12. “Well, hello there, Princess.” Justin does an over exaggerated bow.
13. Pulling my regular clothes back on, I breathe a sigh of relief that today is over. The girls walk ove...
14. Justin is picking me up tonight for our first date since I found out he was a…pirate.
15. The girls and I are driving home this weekend. We had requested it off because Melanie’s brother is g...
16. The wedding is beautiful, but now that it’s over we are getting to my favorite part, the reception. A...
17. I’m back at work today and couldn’t be less excited about it. Today I am on duty at a restaurant all ...
18. Justin and I have a date tonight. It will be the first time I have seen him since the dick volcano in...
19. Justin and I went back to his place after the movie last night, and I more than made up for the disas...
20. I climb into my car and let my head fall against the seat. “Please tell me that today was some big jo...
21. “Now remember to play it cool today,” Melanie says as we pull into the lot.
22. Dani opens my door and it bangs against the wall. “That’s it, get up.”
23. I open my eyes in the morning and everything hurts. I have not danced like that for the longest time....
24. I’ve been a pirate for almost two weeks and I have to say that I couldn’t be happier. I don’t hate go...
25. Stay tuned in 2017 for…Bite MeMelanie’s Book
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27. About The Author: