Author: | MJ Marstens |
Genre: | Paranormal Romance |
File Name: | hammer-time-by-mj-marstens.epub |
Original Title: | Hammer Time |
Creator: | Ann Denton |
Language: | en |
Identifier: | ISBN:9781951714079 |
Publisher: | Le Rue Publishing |
Date: | 1590595200 |
File Size: | 738134.016 |
Just kidding—it’s Bergljot.
Sigrdrifa Bergljot Jones.
But don’t call me that—I go by Val. My dad is Thor and my dear mother was human … which makes me a demi, or half-goddess and half-human.
Of course, I got the shaft on the half-goddess part. I’ve got no powers and work in the human world—Home Depot, to be exact.
But, I’m needed back in the godly realms—to break into a supernatural prison to save my best friend. I never thought I’d put ‘get arrested’ on my to-do list … but some dickhead gods need to be dealt with.
And how do you deal with dickhead gods?
By stealing Thor’s hammer and magical goats, making a special Visine drink, and getting the God of Shit on your side … as well as a demi, a concussed guard, and an amazing human.
These dickhead gods won’t know what hit them.
Everyone can just stop—it’s HAMMER TIME!