Grave Humor by R.J. Blain

2020

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Author:	R.J. Blain
Genre:	Urban Fantasy
File Name:	grave-humor-by-r-j-blain.epub
Original Title:	Grave Humor: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Creator:	R.J. Blain
Language:	en
Identifier:	MOBI-ASIN:B07XB3B21K
Publisher:	Pen & Page Publishing
Date:	1589221800
File Size:	376870.912

Most days, Anwen regrets working at a funeral home despite the good pay. With the residents no longer inclined to stay in their coffins where they belong, she’s got her hands full making sure everyone follows the rules:

In the funeral home, there is no screaming, no murdering, no mutilation, no possessions, no kidnappings, no resurrections, and no cursing of any type. Be quiet and stay polite.

The day Old Man McGregor decides to take a walk and disturbs her peace, Anwen learns there’s a lot more to the basement in the funeral home than a vampire and a handsome gentleman on ice.
If she’s not careful, she’ll learn first-hand why ‘eternally yours’ is the most potent of threats.

Warning: this novel contains romance, humor, bodies, shenanigans, and mythological puppies. Proceed with caution

Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. Copyright
3. Contents
4. 1. Your funeral is at noon tomorrow.
5. 2. Please don’t scream.
6. 3. I was surrounded by assholes.
7. 4. They need to leave so I can thoroughly scold you.
8. 5. Satan would offer his residents air conditioning first.
9. 6. In good news, there would be honey rocks in my future.
10. 7. I’m in a mood tonight, so call me Lucy.
11. 8. These are strange times.
12. 9. Ain’t nobody dumb enough to keep a dog that ugly around here.
13. 10. The world was a weird place.
14. 11. A gallon of ice cream could fix anything.
15. 12. Why would you put Jesus in a bucket?
16. 13. Can I kill them?
17. 14. This is like the start of a bad joke.
18. 15. Taking the advice of an archangel seemed wise.
19. 16. Fire can purify anything.
20. 17. I will bring severe injury to any who try to take a piece of mine.
21. 18. This really isn’t an efficient weapon.
22. 19. Few souls have a hard alignment with the forces of good, evil, order, or chaos.
23. 20. I’m going to need a manual on how to seduce an ancient antique.
24. About R.J. Blain