Getting Screwged by Penelope Wylde

Turn the Elf on the shelf away for this naughty tale! Christmas comes once a year, but Eve will be coming every night!

I get what I want. But my hot bodyguard knows every little sweet thing my body needs this Christmas.
It’s Christmas eve, just another day for me. Staying home to unwrap presents in an empty home isn’t my idea of fun. Hanging out with friends, making bad choices and losing my pesky V card seems like the better option. At least I won’t be alone.
Until he shows up.
Captain Dyson is everything you imagine a former Marine to be. Sinfully gorgeous, intimidating AF, and deliciously hard all over. Just the kind of man you never want to tick off.
Of course, it’s my new favorite hobby when he thinks he’ll be dragging me home for another empty Christmas with my scrooge father.
But the arrogant Marine has no intentions of waiting for my permission. When a freak snowstorm lands us secluded and all alone, it’s just me, my handsome well-dressed bodyguard, a handful of those bad ideas I mentioned. And a whole lot of snow.
It doesn’t take me long to learn I like the way my guard uses his body to warm me up by the fire and chase away the wintery chills. Suddenly Christmas isn’t looking so bad after all.
You see, I’ve made a list and he’s checking it twice. If I’m naughty he’s promised I’ll get every inch of my present.
My bodyguard is about to find out his sweet Eve is more naughty than nice.