Drive Her Crazy by Eve Montelibano

WHEN CHERRY-POPPING BECOMES SERIOUS BUSINESS…

VALENNA JONES is a woman of many titles. She’s a pop superstar, a fashion icon, a Grammy Award winner, a bankable actress, a philanthropist, a mega-producer, a composer, a credible product endorser, a virgin. But she’s tired of her last title. She’s worn her purity ring for ages and it’s time to say goodbye to her famous cherry. But she’s not getting rid of it the usual way. She’s gonna lose it in only the Pop Diva way. Spectacular.

She auctions her cherry to the highest bidder.

Bidding starts at…hold your breath… ten million dollars!
Insane. Any takers?

You bet. And the winner is…

GIANFRANCO ZOLDATTI is a big loser. In fact, the billionaire speed demon is on a losing streak he’s contemplating retirement from professional car racing. His ego badly needs lifting, like popping a famous cherry, a crazy, stupid way to celebrate another crushing defeat. But he’s so depressed. He’s going mad with self-directed anger and frustration. Meeting another kind of madness will probably divert him from his thoughts of murdering his arch-rival.

What kind of a woman would auction her cherry anyway? And what kind of a fool would actually bid for it and win it? Only a bored, demented sonuvabitch like him.

Ah, what the hell. He wants that cherry.