Baby Mistake by Lindsey Hart

They are sworn enemies but she’s having his baby.
Her:
I have had enough of men. They are just pig-headed a*sholes.
Him:
I have had enough of women. They are just schemey little b*tches after my billion-dollar empire.
Her:
I’m pregos. Who said you needed a man to do the job. Artificial insemination works just fine.

Him:
When I find out my sperm was inseminated into a woman by mistake, I know there will be hell to pay. But worst of it all is when I find out the mother of my baby is none other than the very woman who hates my guts.