A Chip on Her Shoulder by R.J. Blain

2020

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Author:	R.J. Blain
Genre:	Paranormal Romance
File Name:	a-chip-on-her-shoulder-by-r-j-blain.epub
Original Title:	A Chip on Her Shoulder
Creator:	R.J. Blain
Language:	en
Identifier:	amazon:B07XB3H7HM
Publisher:	Pen & Page Publishing
Date:	1598990400
File Size:	605620.224

After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene’s brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she’s determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who’d poisoned him with grade-a transformatives.

If she wants to perform a miracle, she’ll need to join forces with a divine, but the man upstairs and his angels refuse to help.

None of the other so-called benevolent divines are willing to help her, either.
Running out of time and options, Darlene prepares to storm the gates of hell for her brother.
She never expected to fall in love with the Devil.

Warning: this novel contains a woman with a chip on her shoulder, humor, and one hell of a hero. Proceed with caution.

Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. Copyright
3. Contents
4. 1. My brother had lost his human life for five thousand dollars.
5. 2. Rule one: angels did not like when people reacted to their lack of a head.
6. 3. What sort of asshole names a cargo ship the Attack Goose?
7. 4. You’re lucky I love you too much to eat you, Jonas.
8. 5. Would anyone believe you?
9. 6. The Devil had more bathrooms than sense.
10. 7. Do you even know what the word chastity means?
11. 8. Fine lines separated revenge, vengeance, and justice.
12. 9. Just keep your hands from wandering inappropriately.
13. 10. You devils are all insane, aren’t you?
14. 11. How could someone so beautiful exist?
15. 12. She’s wearing my shirt and tie.
16. 13. I’d found heaven located in the depths of hell.
17. 14. Sometimes, I was not a nice person.
18. 15. How can a wine be mysterious?
19. 16. They believed victory was within their grasp.
20. 17. You just want to steal your brother’s thunder.
21. Upcoming R.J. Blain releases
22. Sample from Outfoxed
23. About R.J. Blain
24. Acknowledgments