44 Chapters About 4 Men by B.B. Easton

2015

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Author:	B.B. Easton
Genre:	Contemporary Romance
File Name:	44-chapters-about-4-men-by-b-b-easton.epub
Original Title:	44 Chapters About 4 Men
Creator:	BB Easton
Language:	en
Identifier:	urn:uuid:f93e2da5-c1cf-4b34-b858-2efd4c196e24
Publisher:	BB Easton
Date:	1422810000
Subject:	Memoir
File Size:	2013265.92

School psychologists aren’t supposed to write books about sex. Doing so would be considered “unethical” and “a fireable offense.” Lucky for you, ethics was never my strong suit.

After spending years trying to spice up my sex life, I gave up and took to my journal. Perhaps my gorgeous, cold, number crunching husband simply wasn’t capable of the kind of passion I’d come to expect. After all, my ex-boyfriends—a skinhead turned US Marine turned motorcycle club outlaw, a baby-faced punk rocker out on parole, and a heavy-metal bass player—were every bit as tattooed and testosterone-fueled as the leading men in my favorite romance novels. If I couldn’t have that kind of passion again in real life, I could at least write about it. Right? Nobody had to know. It would be my little secret.

Well, guess what? My husband read that shit.

And guess what else? He upped his fucking game.

Drunk with power and under the dubious advisement of my best friend and colleague, I began testing the limits—crafting journal entries specifically designed to manipulate Ken’s behavior. For the most part, he responded beautifully…except when he didn’t.

Table of Content

1. 44 Chapters About 4 Men
2. Copyright © 2015 by BB Easton
3. Dedication
4. Contents
5. Glossary
6. 1. The Husbot
7. 2. There Once Was a Man from Nantucket
8. 3. Frenemies
9. 4. Props
10. 5. Condiments Are for Hot Dogs, Not Wieners
11. 6. Enter My Best Friend, the Evil Professor
12. 7. The Notorious K.E.N.
13. 8. Call Me Crazy
14. 9. Lady and the Tramp
15. 10. Super Private Journal That Ken Is Never, Never Allowed to Read Ever—Entry #1
16. 11. Inception-Style, Muthafucka!
17. 12. More Like, Billy I-Don’t
18. 13. Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Ding-Dong.
19. 14. My Tail Fell Off Again
20. 15. Super Private Journal That Ken Is Never, Never Allowed to Read Ever—Entry #2
21. 16. Oh No, I Incest
22. 17. Super Private Journal That Ken Is Never, Never Allowed to Read Ever—Entry #3
23. 18. And That’s How Deepak Chopra Scored Me Some Much-Needed Oral Sex
24. 19. The Worst
25. 20. Somebody Call Oprah
26. 21. Super Private Journal That Ken Is Never, Never Allowed to Read Ever—Entry #4
27. 22. I Was in a Basement, Surrounded by Phantom Limbs
28. 23. Hansel and Metal
29. 24. Bonerversary
30. 25. Guard Your Thighs
31. 26. Skynet Has Become Self-Aware! Skynet Has Become Self-Aware!
32. 27. When the SUV’s A-Rockin’
33. 28. Super Private Journal That Ken Is Never, Never Allowed to Read Ever—Entry #5
34. 29. Mission(ary) Accomplished!
35. 30. Stupid Safe Word
36. 31. Super Private Journal That Ken Is Never, Never Allowed to Read Ever—Entry #6
37. 32. I Put the Ass in Passive-Aggressive
38. 33. We Both Have Gmail Accounts. It’s Like We Want to Get Fired.
39. 34. 867-5309
40. 35. Hasta La Vista, Knight
41. 36. Actual Poem I Wrote for Ken on Our Eighth Wedding Anniversary
42. 37. What a Difference a Year Makes
43. 38. Sex on the Beach
44. 39. Adieu
45. 40. Haiku of Shame
46. 41. What’s Your Beef with Breakfast, Ken?
47. 42. Take a Picture. It’ll Last Longer.
48. 43. You Can’t Always Get What You Want
49. 44. Blue Balls
50. Epilogue: Actual Text Conversation with Dr. Sara Snow
51. Acknowledgments
52. About the Author